Okay, I hate solicitors. End.
Please do not try to sell me something. If I want it, I will find it myself. I have a car. And I have the internet. I can get whatever I want. Do not come to my house.
Do not ring the doorbell. I have children. And you always ring the doorbell when one of them is sleeping. I am not a pleasant person when I open the door to a solicitor. Most of the time, I just don't open the door but I get so mad at you that I want you to know that I am mad at you.
I don't want you trying to sell me something that I know I don't want, don't need, and don't have the money for. I don't care if it's raining, sweltering hot, or whatever the weather is - do not push your way into my house either.
Oh, and make sure you tell all the other peons you work with that you already rang some doors and not to ring the same doors five minutes after - not cool.
Your job sucks. Get an office job where you can sit at your computer in an air conditioned building. Quit preying on stay-at-home mom's with children sleeping. You are dangerous and only want our money. Leave us the #$%@ alone!!